You are so cute & make me feel young…wait, am I too old to be wearing rompers? I suppose that’s a different topic. Anyway, I’m not sure how to (AHEM)….use the bathroom in you. Do I swing both arms behind my back, unbutton the teeny tiny button, and pull you completely down? I promise I’ll do my best to not let you hit the ground or stomp on you if down there. What if the only bathroom choice I have is a GASP…. A porta potty??! I suppose that’s also a different topic.
Do I gracefully pull you to one side in a second desperate attempt to side straddle the toilet bowl. I promise I won’t dribble pee (AHEM) pee on you…I know you ladies got that visual loud and clear.
What if you’re lookin’ super ROMPER cute on a first date. And because of nerves, you drink a bit too much champagne. So you’re forced to the ladies room, in a cramped stall, in a tipsy state, and into a panic. Your mind starts to race because if your new crush thinks you’re in the bathroom for too long….OH MY POOP. Whatever you do, don’t rip your romper. She’s cute and loves you and wants you to be happy on your first date. Stay calm and ask for help! Your fellow stallmate will understand.
I’d so appreciate any tips from my fellow romper wearin’ ladies out there. Now if you’ll excuse me…you know where to find me.
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